wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you
… Please tell me you guys are kidding.
Never kidding about florida
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
omg i remember a few months ago i was kind of idly listening to a news report and the reporter was saying, “officials still don’t know how the woman mysteriously died; there seems to be no cause of death and the only unusual thing was a leftover smell of sulfur” and i just sort of slowly looked up
ocelots are so fucking adorable.
LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
It’s not reD IT’S BLOOD ORANGE
A soul that’s been corrupted and consumed by a Phantom will experience nothing but a living Hell of eternal damnation — which is why…