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Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

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fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

echalegalleta:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

mAYOR STUBBS

 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

priestesskiyoko:

[Oh my gosh, so who’s going to wing their finals? xD]

Lyrics:
The clock ticks by too fast this time
Not a moment to be lost
A sack of books around me
And it looks like it’s the day
Finals are coming and we all must try our best
But I’ve given up I’ll just swing that test

No fun today, no fun at all
no more talking on the telephone
read this, write that and learn it all 
Can’t learn it all
Fuck it all, fuck it all
Can’t study this anymore
Fuck it all, fuck it all
All my classes are a bore
I don’t care If I fail this test
Let my mom rage on… 
My grades never bothered me anyway

Fuck it all fuck it all
Don’t give a shit anymore
Fuck it all fuck it all
Flip that table screw you all
I don’t take this bullshit anymore
I don’t give a fuck!
My grades never bothered me anyway

♫ Vocals, SFX and Mix: DrunkenSchokomuffin

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